My Dearest Dodo,


Would you be so kind good sir not to piss in my pocket and answer the following seven world class questions.


1. What constitutes a world class wave?

2. What world class waves have you surfed other than your own world class wave?

3. Can you name ten world class waves that closely resemble your world class wave?

4. Why are there not world class professional surfers flocking to surf your world class wave?

5. Why hasn't a surf movie been made featuring your world class wave?

6. Why hasn’t a major or minor surfing magazine ever mention your world class wave?

7. Do you realize the meaning of your name?

Dodo do·do  n. pl. do·does or do·dos 1. A large, clumsy, flightless bird (Raphus cucullatus),  formerly of the island of Mauritius in the Indian Ocean, that has been extinct since the late 17th century. 2. Informal One whose dress, lifestyle, and ideas are hopelessly passé. 3. Informal A stupid person; an idiot.



I do think your world class wave resembles Narrabeen.

Go here to check it out.

http://www.surfhistory.com/html/locations/narrabeen.html